Animals
1. What's your favorite animal?: Penguins.
2. Why?: They just are.
3. Have any pets?: 2 cats.
4. Ever go bird watching?: No.
5. Whale watching?: No.
6. Ever go fishing?: Yes.
7. Are you a vegetarian/vegan?: No.
8. Ever play Super Monkey Ball?: No.
9. Do you watch anything on Animal Planet?: Sure.
10. Any bad experiences at a zoo?: No, not really.

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Cinema
1. What was the last movie you saw in a theater?: The Mummy 3
2. Rented?: Imagine Me & You.
3. Bought?: Queen of the Damned.
4. Out of those three, which was the best?: Imagine Me & You.
5. What's your all-time favorite movie?: The Fast and the Furious. Duh.
6. Least favorite?: Tom Cruise movies.
7. If there was a remake of The Wizard of Oz, who would you choose to play Dorothy?: I don't know.
8. Speaking of which, do you believe it that whole "hanging munchkin" thing?: I'm not sure. I've seen a clip of it on the Internet and it does kinda swing funny like, but... It's supposed to have been a bird. A very big bird.
9. Who was a better Willy Wonka; Gene Wilder or Johnny Depp?: Gene Wilder was creepy! I liked Johnny Depp.
10. What's the best snack to eat while watching movies?: Buttered popcorn!

Depression & Sadness
1. Are you sad right now?: Yes.
2. Did anything upsetting happen this past week?: Several.
3. Do you think you're depressed?: I am.
4. Do you listen to sad music?: Sometimes.
5. Have you cheered anyone up recently?: Probably,
6. Has anyone cheered you up?: I wish.
7. Has anyone close to you ever died?: No.
8. Do you get upset when you hear child abuse stories on the news?: Yes.
9. Do you cry a lot?: No, not really.
10. Do you watch sad movies/TV shows?: Sometimes I get sucked into them.

Everyday Routine
1. What time do you usually get up?: Around noon.
2. Do you shower in the morning or at night?: Night, usually. Or in the afternoon.
3. Do you floss?: No.
4. Do you have a job?: Yes.
5. Name one person you see every day: My parents.
6. What song are you tired of hearing every friggen day?: I don't know.
8. What's one thing you have to do every day?: Take a shower?
9. What do you wish you could do every day?: Work.
10. How do you like to relax at the end of the day?: Take a shower, put on my new comfy PJ's & relax.

Food & Drink
1. What's your favorite breakfast?: Pancakes!
2. Lunch?: Sandwiches.
3. Dinner?: Pasta. or Pizza.
4. Restaurant?: Raising Cane's.
5. Coca Cola, Pepsi, or Seltzer?: Pepsi.
6. Do you drink water?: No.
7. Can you drink alcohol legally?: No.
8. If no, do you drink it anyway?: Not in a long time.
9. What's your favorite food to cook?: Pasta.
10. Coffee or Tea?: Neither.

Gambling & Other Money-Type Issues
1. Ever been to Vegas?: No.
2. Atlantic City?: No.
3. Do you like the game Yahtzee?: Yes.
4. Would you ever be on contestant on Wheel of Fortune?: Sure.
5. Isn't "Deal or No Deal" such a painful show to watch?: No.
6. Are your grandparents gambling freaks?: No.
7. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?: Yes.
8. How about one of those scratch off thingies?: Yes.
9. Did you win anything?: On the scratch offs.
10. Ever bet on horses or anything else of that nature?: Didn't win.

How's the Weather?
1. So...how is it?: Mild.
2. When was the last thunderstorm you had?: It's been a month or two.
3. Have you ever said "It's raining cats and dogs"?: No.
4. How about "It's raining buckets"?: No.
5. Don't you love when it snows?: Yes.
6. Do you prefer rainy or sunny days?: Rainy.
7. Does it get really hot in the summer?: Naturally.
8. Do you mind wind?: No.
9. Are you scared of thunder?: I don't really care for it.
10. Do you like the song "It's Raining Men"?: YES.

Idiot Box
1. What's your favorite reality show?: I don't really like reality shows.
2. Cartoon?: South Park?
3. Drama?: Grey's Anatomy.
4. What's the stupidest show on TV right now?: My Super Sweet Sixteen.
5. Do you watch sketch comedy (MadTV, SNL, etc.)?: Not really.
6. What channel is TBS where you live?: 17
7. Do you actually use the TV Guide Channel?: No.
8. Do you watch music videos?: No.
9. How about America's Funniest Videos?: Yes.
10. Did you know that "Idiot Box" is also the title of a Spongebob episode?: No.

Jumping for Joy!
1. Are you excited about something right now?: Yes.
2. When was the last time you were really, really happy?: I don't remember.
3. Hear any good news recently?: No.
4. Fix any problems?: No.
5. Do you get hyper easily?: Yes.
6. Does caffeine make you jittery?: No.
7. Do you get excited easily?: Yes.
8. Do you think hyperactive puppies are annoying?: Yes.
9. How high can you jump?: What?
10. Did you like jump rope as a little kid?: Yes.

Kid Stuff
1. What was your favorite toy as a kid?: Stuffed.
2. Were you a Disney Princess?: No.
3. And how about those Disney animal movies?: I liked them, okay.
4. Did you watch Nick Jr.?: Ahem.
5. Barney?: I think I did.
6. Sesame Street?: Of course.
7. Do you have/want kids?: I want them, yes.
8. Do you have any nieces or nephews?: No.
9. Do you have any adult relatives who act like kids?: Yes.
10. Were you a Toys 'R' Us kid?: No.

Looks
1. What color is your hair naturally?: Brown. It was blond when I was little.
2. Do you dye it?: Not anymore.
3. What color are your eyes?: Blue.
4. Do you need glasses/contacts?: Yes.
5. How about braces/retainers?: Yes.
6. How tall are you?: 5'
7. What's your shoe size?: 9
8. How do you dress on a normal day?: Pajamas, unless I work.
9. Do you wear a lot of make-up?: No.
10. Do you paint your nails?: No.

Music
1. Who's your favorite band/artist?: Several.
2. What's your favorite song?: ATM, "Fairytale" Sara Bareilles.
3. Album?: "Let Go" Toby Lightman.
4. Do you have an iPod/MP3?: Yes.
5. Do you write song lyrics all over your notebooks?: I used to.
6. Do you write your own songs?: No.
7. Can you play a musical instrument?: I used to play the flute.
8. Have you ever started/been in a band?: No.
9. Can you sing?: No.
10. Do you watch American Idol?: No.

Names
1. Do you like your first name?: Sure.
2. Middle name?: I guess.
3. What's the best name for a girl?: I don't know.
4. Guy?: I don't know.
5. How many letters are in your last name?: 5
6. Where did the "Boy Meets World" creators come up with the name Topanga?: Hell if I know.
7. Are actors and actresses going overboard with unique baby names?: Yes.
8. Girls, when/if you get married are you going to keep your last name?: I hate my last name.
9. Do you know anyone who's legally changed their name?: No.
10. Do you have any nicknames?: I go by Beth.

Occupation
1. Do you have a job? Yes.
2. Where do you work? Kohls.
3. How long have you been working there? November 2007.
4. Is it a long commute? Only if I walk.
5. Do you have a nice boss? I like the store manager and maybe one of the other managers.
6. Nice co-workers? Yeah.
7. So, what exactly do you do? I seem to be their little bitch. I'm tired of it.
8. Is this a career or just a job to support yourself? I needed money.
9. What's your ideal job? I'd love to make websites.
10. Do you know anyone with a really cool job? No.

Pop Culture
1. Do you watch Best Week Ever?: I have.
2. How about "The Fabulous Life of..."?: Not really.
3. Do you know much about celebrity culture today?: No.
4. Or are you stuck in the past somewhere?: No.
5. What celebrity is most over-rated?: Everybody.
6. Under-rated?: Nobody.
7. Who's your favorite female celebrity?: Michelle Rodriguez. She's hot.
8. Male?: I don't know.
9. Has anyone ever told you that you look like a celebrity?: We're not getting into that one.
10. Do you know anyone who looks like a celebrity?: ... Yes.

Quiz!!
1. What's 43 divided by 3?: Not a whole number.
2. Name two plays written by Shakespeare: Hamlet, which I read my senior year, and Romeo & Juliet, who everybody knows the story of.
3. What's the square route of 16?: You mean square root? It's 4.
4. In what year did Columbus discover America?: Hell if I know.
5. Who was the third American president?: I'm not sure. 4th was Monroe.
6. How many wives did Henry VII have?: Not sure.
7. Name three elements on the Periodic Table: Any three? How about Hydrogen, Oxygen and Gold.
8. When did the Berlin Wall come down?: 1989.
9. How many hours are in 3 days?: 24x3 = 72 hours.
10. A butcher is 5"5. What does he weigh?: What's it matter? If the answer was supposed to be "he weighs meat", he actually cuts it.

Reading
1. What was your favorite book as a kid?: I don't remember.
2. How about now?: Harry Potter.
3. Did you ever read the Black Lagoon series?: No.
4. Ramona Quimby?: It sounds familiar.
5. Junie B. Jones?: No.
6. Harry Potter?: Duh.
7. What book should have never been made into a movie?: Honestly, Harry Potter. I mean, I'm not going to lie, the movies were the shit, but the books were a lot better.
8. What book should be made into a movie?: I can't think of anything that hasn't already been made into one, that I've read.
9. Who's your favorite author?: I like a lot of Stephen King, but he's not my favorite.
10. Is "Arthur" a better book or TV show?: Book!

Sleeping Habits
1. What kind of bed do you have?: It's an all wood one with drawers underneath it. If I didn't love the headboard so much I'd get a new frame, which I want.
2. Mattress?: Twin, pillow top.
3. Is it comfortable?: Very.
4. When do you usually go to sleep?: Lately between 12am & 5am
5. Are you a heavy sleeper?: I can be.
6. What position do you sleep in?: I fall asleep on my stomach, but I always wake up on my back.
7. How many pillows do you sleep on?: 2.
8. Did/do you sleep with a night light?: No.
9. How about stuffed animals?: Yes.
10. Do you sleep with your hair up or down?: It kind of depends on my mood. If it's already up, it'll stay up. If it's down, it'll stay down.

This or That
1. Rock or Rap?: I hate a lot of rap.
2. Spring or Fall?: Fall.
3. Black and White or Color?: Black & White.
4. Cats or Dogs?: Cats.
5. World History or Algebra/Math?: Math.
6. Bolding or X's?: X's.
7. Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network?: Cartoon Network.
8. '70s or '80s?: '80s
9. Monopoly or Clue?: Clue.
10. Aerosmith or Bon Jovi?: Aerosmith.

Under the Floorboards
1. Do you have a secret?: Everybody does.
2. Are you good at keeping secrets?: Yes.
3. How about your friends?: No.
4. Is your mom one of those gossipy housewives that tell everyone everything?: Lol. She's very gossipy.
5. Does your family have secrets?: Yes.
6. Do you lie to people a lot to keep your secrets safe?: Yes.
7. Are you keeping a secret right now?: Yes.
8. Do you have a good Poker face?: No.
9. Have you ever planned a surprise party?: No.
10. Did you lie on this section to keep a secret?: No.

Video Games
1. Do you play video games (might wanna skip this section if you don't)?: No.
2. PlayStation, X-Box, or Nintendo?:
3. Do you know what Pong is?: Yes.
4. How about Duck Hunt?: Yes.
5. Are you any good at Dance Dance Revolution?: Never played.
6. Racing or Fighting games?: Racing.
7. Mario or Luigi?: Luigi.
8. Do you own any video games that are based on movies?: I own movies based on video games.
9. What's the best video game ever?: Wouldn't know.
10. Worst?: Wouldn't know.

Word Association
1. Car: Gas.
2. Bunny: Egg salad. ?
3. Green: Money.
4. Banana: My brother. Lol.
5. Dance: I got nothing.
6. Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro!
7. Porn: Uh... No names here, but somebody.
8. Ambulance: TVs.
9. Flower: Lily.

X-rays and Other Medical Procedures
1. Do you know what hospital you were born in?: Riverside.
2. Ever break a bone?: No.
3. Ever needed a wheel chair?: No.
4. Do you have Scoliosis?: No.
5. Have you ever had Mono?: No.
6. Were/are you afraid of the dentist?: Duh.
7. Do you visit a chiropractor regularly?: No.
8. Have you ever gotten x-rays of your teeth?: Yes.
9. Do you still have your tonsils?: Yes.
10. Did you get your wisdom teeth removed yet?: Yet?

You're So Special!
1. Are you double jointed?: No.
2. Do you have any other talents involving your body parts?: No.
3. Can you do any impersonations?: No.
4. Can you sing?: No.
5. Dance?: Not in public.
6. Do you type really fast?: Yes.
7. Do you have perfect vision?: No.
8. Do you have a good short-term memory?: Not really.
9. Are you good with computers?: Yes.
10. What can you do really well?: Nothing.

Zebra!!!
1. So, did you like the survey?: I guess so.
2. What was your favorite letter?: I don't know.
3. Did you skip over any because you didn't like the topic?: Bolding.
4. Is 260 questions over-doing it?: Not really.
5. Where'd you get this survey?: Surveys Comm.
6. Do you know them?: No.
7. Do you think the X-Ray thing was cheating?: No.
8. How about Under the Floorboards?: No.
9. How long did it take you to do this?: Not long.
10. Isn't this the crappiest ending ever?: Sure.